A bit of topical comment here by regular IS&T contributor Jonathan Pinnock – most people in the UK who watched last week's Question Time of BBC TV will recognise who this poem is about...

Oxygen

Give him the oxygen of publicity:
watch him hyperventilate.
Give him more than he can breathe:
watch his fat face grow.
See his body gorge and bloat,
then watch as he explodes.

All it takes
is a little prick.