We've reported before on IS&T contributor Paul Levy's Clueless Collective spoof poetry site that aims to be "a spoof of some of the more, shall we say arty and pretentious, literary magazines". The latest development is the launch of a series of give-aways – called Finders Keepers – along the lines of the cover-mounted free gifts you get with comics and magazines. The gift is available free-of-charge to subscribers to the Clueless Collective website. www.cluelesscollective.co.uk

Here are a couple of extracts from the first edition that appealed to us...


Here Lies Words; Deceased,
May They Rest In Peace.
There's Nothing More To Be Said,
Epitaph Poetry Is Well And Truly Dead

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Perfect Ten

The first time
second coming
third eye
fourth dimension
Beethoven's fifth
six sense
seven deadly sins
eight days a week
nine to five
Strike